Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Symantec = Suck ???

Thought is was funny. In tech. one constantly has a love/hate relationship with software (espec. security) vendors. Sometimes an IT person tips over the edge:

Attention Symantec, makers of the Norton products - you suck. Your website sucks. Your product interface sucks. Your subscription renewal 'process' sucks. The fact that you've decided to hide the Norton Internet Security Add-on pack as a secret download, yet still advertise it as an included feature on the webpage and product box sucks. Your technical support sucks. Your embedded help sucks. Your on-line knowledge base sucks. The fact that you have over-priced your piece of crap product by roughly 300% above what it's actually worth sucks. You are up to your corporate necks in massive suck. If you sucked any more, it is entirely possible that the suck factor in your immediate neighborhood would surpass the Hawking threshold, resulting in an implosion and catastrophic collapse of the local Swartzchild Radius and the formation of a new black hole. I.e. You SUCK! The only reason you are still in business is because you've got a fat, juicy government contract to supply suck to the US Military and other Government Agencies - that and the fact that your chief competitor sucks even worse than you do.

2 comments:

Mike said...

doesn't suck nearly as bad as MEHS / Frontbridge renewals. They have no clue on how to fix that process

Anonymous said...

Now 2013 ... they still suck!