Here is it. At long last, the center of the universe has been located on Granville Island in Vancouver, BC.
From this spot, travelling less than 1 meter in any direction yields:
A pate shop
An Italian Deli (cheese and procuto)
Suffice to say a foodie paradise. I am planning to return quite soon, and bring a small army of foodies. We shall plant a flag (with a tiger on it) and claim this area to be under our dominion.
There will be a picnic in Stanley park, and there will be great rejoicing! And probably wine..
Ok DEFINATELY wine.
Johnny Depp was not in attendance. <- Test to see if the mention of his name spikes my stats again.